We would like to personally welcome you to our web site, but that would mean more time working instead of at the bar! So instead, we wrote a letter! Our purpose at I Can Smell Your Brains is to share with you some of the things we personally find entertaining, and to introduce you to movies, music, books, and other random things that might not be too common. Being fans of the horror and exploitation genres, we feel the need to express our gratitude to the directors, artists, and writers that bring smiles to our faces. We are not by any means professionals in the field; we are just two fans of gore and sleaze that finally got productive with something we love. Expect mistakes in grammar, and if you do catch something we fucked up on, just send one of us an email about! We are new at this, and with the help of word of mouth from the horror and music community the site will continue to grow daily.

We hope you enjoy your time on I Can Smell Your Brains .Com and be sure to tell a few friends about us!

Collectively,

Danny and Brandon (And the rest of our staff of Knuckleheads)